Those CPR dummy babies aren't as innocent as they look...

Ok, fantastic... most people have nightmares that their teeth are falling out. I truely live that nightmare. Yesterday when teaching a CPR class I was hit in the mouth by a CPR baby dummy. I got a fat lip, a few tars in the eye but no big deal. Hell I did it to myself, luckilly no one saw. It was momentarilly embarrassing until I noticed I was alone.

The next day at the gym I bit my nail for some strange reason and *click*. No, if had fake nails on I would have figured that what the chip in my mouth was. But, I wasn't that lucky. I had broken my front right tooth in half. Boy, that is a hot look or me. One of the girls here said it gave my face some character, YEAH, it gave my face the character of some redneck woman from as small town in south east America who can't afford dental work cause her 7 shoeless babies are going hungrey.

That's not the "character" I was ever looking for. So I have an appointment on Sunday..that's right I get to be Sally Mae Bubba Bertha Greenjeans for the next couple of days. Oh well, I have no one to impress here.

So, I hope you all get a good laugh. If a picture is worth a 1000 words then the pic in your mind of what I look like is PRICELESS!